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• Gap Week: Valentine's Vineyard

  Grievous illness has brought me low.

• Pernicously Proliferating Perilious Polymers I (and Pandora's Perplexing Presence)

  I have returned. I again lied last time, but I have that vaguely informative post to hold you over for the week.

• Gap Week

  What did you expect? Geniunely. I'll admit, I tried my best. Alas, I was bedridden for most of the week, my strength brought down by terrible illness.

• Gap Week: What Could Have Been

  Hello! I am back! I lied last time, who'd have thought. Be not afraid, I have some delicious[citation needed] slop for you.

• Playing with Poetry Appalingly

  You told a friend of yours recently that the only thing worse than your prose is your poetry (and your prose is quite bad). Didn't stop you from subjecting her to the unsually cruel punishment of having to read it.

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